You might be asking, “Alex, why are we talking about the Brown Chicken Brown cow?” you know, The Horizontal Slide. Going to the Boom Boom room. Knocking the boots as my MeMaw used to say. Why? Shit I don’t know why, but this is exactly why you shouldn’t eat edibles at 2:30 in the morning and decide to write a blog post.
Yet here we are, feasting on an array of twinkies in my cleanest pair of under-roos. Typing like an aristocrat, only using the pinky of my right hand. Oh wait, that does remind me, I do know why. It is very much because you asked for it. Well maybe not you specifically, but at least two to three times a week, one of our customers at Relaxx CBD will inevitably ask. “Do you have anything that will, you know…….., help in the bedroom?” To which I would say, yes, yes I do! And I’m not just talking about the mixtape that I made for a certain someone in the heat of an 11th grade summer.
Know What It Means To Be In The Mood!
We’re talking about science and what it means to be “in the mood.” While most people wish that they had a time machine to buy a winning lottery ticket. Or the chance to place a bet on a thousand to one parlay at the World Series. I would be taking my little Marty McFly mobile back to 1997 with a GPS and a diagram to teach myself how to find the G spot. But the sad truth is, that even armed with my 40 plus years of mediocre at best sexual knowledge. That no matter what, no matter what toys, ropes or buckets of lube that we slap onto the dining room table. If the person on the receiving end of your pleasure party isn’t in the mood. The closest thing that you will ever see of their “O” face is, “oh man, that was disappointing.” You might be saying to yourself, “Hey I’ve been married for over twenty years, I know exactly what my partner wants!” I’m not saying that you’re wrong. I’m saying that you are my people. And it might benefit you the most from hearing this. It is not always about you. Read that one more time before moseying on. It is not always about you.
Take Some Time Out...
For me personally, I might have better luck in a freestyle rap battle against a young Eminem than trying to figure out what my beautiful bride is thinking. To be clear, I’m not taking a shot at her, mainly because she frightens me to my core. But more importantly because the truth is, I really don’t know what she is dealing with. The daily stress of owning your own business, a toddler that needs about as much attention as your ADHD husband that has a “Great New Idea” at least every few days. Not to mention trying to maintain a household, friendships, after school activities and a family life. I’m genuinely surprised that I haven’t gotten a middle finger salad for dinner. With a nice little note that says, “mommy has left for vacation, I’ll be back when y’all can figure it out!” But what mommy doesn’t understand is that she really might have needed that “vacation” more than she may have ever known. At least a momentary vacation from reality, a quick moment where everything fades away. And there is no greater moment than endorphins running through the body that erupt into pure orasmic bliss.
"But what does any of this have to do with Delta 8?"
well, let’s have a look…
Hey, I told you that we were going to be talking about science. Go ahead and browse the internet for about twenty minutes and you will find hundreds of articles about the positive effects linked to human health and having an orgasm. From cardiovascular to mental health and everything in between. It is scientifically proven that having frequent orgasms can reduce stress, heart disease and boost serotonin levels like a Backstreet concert in the 90’s.
But what does any of this have to do with Delta 8? Well, not being funny, it has everything to do with Delta 8 but more importantly the THC molecule and how it interacts with our body. We all know the fun psychotropic effects that the cannabis plant can deliver. And while I enjoy feeling a little buzz as much as the next person. The medicinal value of the plant gets me more excited than the season finale of Yellowstone.
Delta 8 and Chill..
Not very many people know why we named our business “Relaxx CBD.” It was something that my old man was famous for saying out loud. “Hey, you need to Relaxx” drawing out the double X and all. But pop’s wasn’t wrong, we all do need to relax. And one of the hardest places to truly relax is in the bedroom. Or the sink, bathtub, countertop, really whatever that you’re into. But it doesn’t have to be, man oh man, it does not have to be. THC can not only help to relieve those daily stress factors but it can also clear up that pesky brain traffic. It can slow down the subconscious and allow you to toss away those inhibitions faster than Kim got rid of Kanye. Vape it, smoke it, slab it or dab it, use your own preferred method and no more worrying about what doesn’t need to be taking up real estate in your own mind. If you want to really fine tune your experience, shoot for strains that have high terpene profiles of limonene and caryophyllene. But how do I know what terpenes are present in my selection? ASK YOUR BUDTENDER! Perhaps the biggest thing that we take pride in at Relaxx CBD is being able to give our customers the best information that we have at hand. We aim to give each and every one of you the absolute best experience possible. So if you have questions, please let us know. If you read this and it helps relax you to the point of having your eyes roll back into your head and your toes curl, please let us know. But not in a weird way and please don’t send photos. (Talking to you Jorge, you wouldn’t think I’d have to say it again but yeah.)
Until the next post,
Alex Rangel
Head Taco assembly creator at Relaxx CBD
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